True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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