this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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