yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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