Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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