$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just googled if crying burns calories
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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