Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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