Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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