How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Girls should come with a carfax report
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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