see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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