I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
