i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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