People with herpes should wear stickers.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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