Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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