I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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