Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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