..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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