Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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