: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
