Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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