Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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