The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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