Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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