Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Found the puke drawer
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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