i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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