Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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