Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards

(1-515): View more from Iowa

None

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(646): View more from New York

I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

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(320): View more from Minnesota

so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..

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(859): View more from Kentucky

That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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(519): View more from Ontario

just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(516): View more from New York

Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?

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