It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dating After Heartbreak
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?