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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.

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(212): View more from New York

Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.

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(516): View more from New York

i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.

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(909): View more from California

Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...

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(443): View more from Maryland

i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...

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(847): View more from Illinois

You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"

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(303): View more from Colorado

I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.

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