My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.