Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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she smelled like a LAN party
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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