I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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