Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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