He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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