We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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