where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
soo... how was my night?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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