Don't you send me to vm
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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