His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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