can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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