Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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