do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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