Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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