Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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