i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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