there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs