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• (914): View more from New York

  Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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• (914): View more from New York

  so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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• (956): View more from Texas

  is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?

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  no

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.

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  I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Am i fat?

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  Well i wouldnt let you on top

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced

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  The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake

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