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• (806): View more from Texas

  Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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• (408): View more from California

  Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.

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  you didn't get her number why?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  "Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators

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• (707): View more from California

  starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits

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