do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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