well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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