either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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