You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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