Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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