There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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