he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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