Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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