Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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