Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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