she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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