He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just puked most of my soul out..
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