Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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