does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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