he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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