You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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