i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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