He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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