Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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