Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.