There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.