Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Your penis caused this!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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