This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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